Rap about Math
• Written by JTJParadox
Writin' a rap about simple plain math homework,
but it sucks balls don't mean to be a jerk.
I go berserk whenever Ms.Sutter yelled at me back in the days,
Well now I can go away and she has to just STAY.
And trust me man she was just freakin' evil,
but enough about her what does 2 + 2 equal?
It equals 4 want more sure like the smart person you're,
I bet you'll beat this test in a flash since you're so hardcore.
what is the definition of 2 squared try to take it on if you dare,
and don't worry I'm here to help you i'm not going anywhere.
Just don't awkwardly stare into people ok it looks gay,
and remember work as a team with your classmates and think before
you say.
Better do your math homework and don't be afraid,
this will only raise up %20 percent of your grade.
and don't trade worksheets with others ok it's not right,
I'm gonna give you some hard ones better hold on tight!
What does 2 x Z with the power of three equal,
I bet you'll beat this test and rise up like an eagle!
If it's a pain in the ass just let me know,
go figure it just goes to show.
That everyone knows that this test is gonna suck,
but guess what bud you're out of luck.
It's almost done YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER,
Oops the bell rung darnit welp class is over.
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JTJParadox
Member since June 24 2015