Smash God

 

Look

I saw a smash rap or two and tried not to hurt your feelings

but

I’m only going to get this one chance

 

 

where’s that ball? I can feel it!

 

It’s just, a feeling I’ve got

like something had to happen

and now I know what

 

if that means what I think it means

you must recreate the rhyme scheme

where Eminem is a rap god

in a parallel universe

someone must be a smash God

 

I'm beginning to feel like a Smash God, Smash God

 

Place your bets on me, gonna win the jackpot, jackpot

 

check your tech or im coming in with a Jablock, Jablock

 

and if anyone step to me they'll have the match lost

 

but for me to smash like a robot its gotta be abbreviated

i'll stick that top in my back pocket

my Villager's riding that flak rocket

I'mma hack, chop, or drop plants potted

 

 

i'm an animal like Diddy Kong is

smash rapping like banana’s when they slipping on it

got a loaded gun, don't come at me I'm finna pop it (nut blast)

you at the bottom pick a different option

'cause I aint getting nerfed I'm forever sovereign

I'm an

incarnation,

carbon copy of

Robin

'cause I’m winning, bringing the thunder

you don't really wanna get into a Little Mac

with this smack that I pack

smashing attacks

slapping a Pac in the back like a zap from

the wagger with a quack on his back

And at the exact same time

I’m taking lyrical yoga-pose prose while relaxing my back

still be able to be a weighable player in the arena

there's only room for one and I'm a We Fit Trainer!

to realize I was on Onett

at the time I decided to come Earthbound to rap

How could I not blow all I do is drop Flash bombs

feel the crack of a bat

rappers yapping right in my magnet on Magicant

but you actually can’t its disastrously bad

with a saturn in hand when I stab in the back with a nod to the head

"okay"

 

I'm beginning to feel like a Smash God, Smash God

more of an icon than the series mascot, mascot

so much knockback you'll be calling it back knock, back knock

gotta go fast got five minutes on the match clock, match clock

everybody want the reason why I got super sonic speed but

they Prat fall

 

Tell me the truth, is he cupid

or is he just the goddess' groupie

i'm just trying to remove such a nuisance

shooting the new kid ruthlessly with a super diffusion (pew)

 

but while he's shooting hearts

I embark from the fallen

I’m harnessing darkness with hardest of armpits

a contrast stark like the carnage of Dark Pit

Assaulting my targets in Olimar's starship

 

there's difference between a broken shield and a broken shield

 

It’s gonna hurt getting boxed in

my hitbox is hungry boxing

the hurt box of Hungrybox and

Mango having a punchy luncheon

munching mushrooms, vexing your vectors

wombo combo you and your friends

got a tether? I'll render you helpless

was gonna give you a hand in the end

 

But y'all are lame

even when we playing Smash 4 I can burst in a Brawl of flames

I don't care if it's Mario's name

I’m the star of the game and

y'all be taking the fall of shame

 

my friends think its all a game

'til I waft a fart to fame

make you faint and

tell me what in the butt were you thinking?

 

the meta game was destroyed

so bad I couldn't even be playing a straight game with the boys

you're witnessing an S tier lord

like I had a dimensional cape and tornado deployed

Get it right its meta knight not meta game, I’m saying

I throw a bomb up, bounce on your back, anyway the wind blow, better stay awake little boy

Your blade is a coy so say “Ship’s ahoy!"

Screw Lucina and Marth, gimme Roy!

I’mma fight for every one of my friends until I win all my dividends and I make ‘em annoyed

And it better be for glory or I’m gonna have to bash in your face with a toy

 

I’m beginning to feel like a smash god, smash god

rappers mad cause they coming up on their last stock, last stock

i’d be wave dashing around this map but I can not, can not

but i pick y'all up and trap you in a grab walk, grab walk

now is it just me or is donkey kong a dapper talking sasquatch

 

so you be Dorf and I’ll be Yoshi

keep cloning while I’ll be rolling

like Falco, I’m reloading

illusion-ally like Fox’s motion

and I should not be woken

you come any closer while I’m dozing off,

then I’m exploding

watch out, your top is smoking!

I’m not your common noob, I’ll

screw up even the most honored dude so

take a pic or rewind this feud but

I ‘aint really got time to doodle

say cheese (snapshot)

that’s highlight reel usable

I am unusual, brutal and

coming back like Lucas and Mewtwo

and you better not think its you or I’m proving you're substitutable

leaving you

Tongue Tied

‘cause I knew that you really weren’t hoping it

Was I

but now I gotta throw a few

Punchlines

at some Octopi or a Drum Line

they want future sight looking at me with that Shulk eye

I know there was a time where once I

was King of the running ground but now I only got one banana a time

but I’ll crunch Ike

do a meteor footstool jump spike

whether punch, scythe, or a gun strike (Mii Fighters)

bust ‘em in a cusTOM fight

on the hunt, sniping a duck flight (Zero Suit final smash on duck hunts up-B helpless)

if you want a slice then eat up right

I got nutri-fruity lunch bytes

fill up my cup and I’mma dump slime

put em all in a line, if my chances are high I’mma judge ‘em right with a 9

 

that’s game now watch me i’mma capitalize on my dub when I'm

morphing into an orb full of electric force (Pikachu)

and you’re stuck in a psy-warp while I’ll be transforming (Mewtwo)

and I don’t know what the Puff that you fight for (Jiggly)

I’m a librarian ‘cause I got so many good reads in store!

armed with the triforce or ultra sword *Both HYAAs* (Link on Toon Link, Kirby)

 

and they just shot a few ray guns from the chute under where the turrets shoot gunners like falco, fox and at mega man (corneria)

‘cause Mac tried to side B attack, went off the map, with a lunge as straight as a stray aimed arrow (pit)

grab down throw nair fair bair tilt throw any which way with an auto cancel (pika)

call zero and m2k Imma take ‘em the very next day

now who is undefeated?

lyrics coming at you at super sonic speed and (you’re too slow!)

 

uhh

me and rosalina luma

you assuming we are human

shootin’ off for Pluto out her booty like a nukey Fusion

get out of my hammerspace and run for cover

‘cause I got a super duper armor harder than them evil Koopas do

 

i’m rapping hard enough for knocking panties off of Etika

you better watch that head he’s got before he gets ahead of ya

his game is super sonic if you know what I mean

‘cause man, that hedge is hogging the screen

 

now I know the way to make it overrated

they make relevant music

and I make intelligent music

 

but that’s not main stream

but that’s what they do when you throw pellets they consume it

 

that’s not hip hop, that’s odd

‘cause my smash game is different than the uge is

pish posh your game’s all talk

my Palutena’s bout to reign on all of Zeus’ muses

 

I don’t know how to play games like that!

I don’t know what controls to use!

lemme know when it occurs to you

that I’m gonna serve you boo-boos when versus you

it’s stupid, you’re inadvertently burning you

when my super cape returns your moves

but if you’re the man and

you think you Ken Combo Ryu? Sure you can!

 

i’m smooth and cunning

your skills rusty

so come on down to the neu-tral country

with this new trill shuffling (pivot)

when I got your shield busting

from attacks that kill dummies

but get grabbed from sheer rushing

like foolish monkeys

i don’t even have to move

I’m still, nothing. just spot dodging

on top hogging tiers

I’m meal hunting noobish kids tear upping

all I do is hear grunting

so DI away or die that way I’m still trumping

cheers erupting every time I’m here juggling

like it’s my career or something