Mrs. Porter
• Written by VinceTheWizard
hello Mrs. Porter
your daughter is a mortar
and I think I'd like to hoard her
Not sure if I can afford her
Can I invade her ship and board her?
Mrs. Porter, I won't force her
I'll be right here to endorse her
she's magic like a sorcerer
And that works cuz I'm a wizard
I move faster than a lizard
She'll be my catch I'll be her fisher
And if she bites, she'll get the finisher!
yeah with an ass like wowa
bet that pussy don't taste sowa
I'll be nice, get her a flowa
let her climb up my towa
I'll be on my Matt Lauer
reporting here and nowa
She'll be undressed within the hour
make her scream louder, louder, louder
Mrs. Porter, I'll be polite
Your daughter is on my flight
and we're heading to the Fiji Islands for the night
So we'll be beachin, don't be bitchin
We've fucked twice in your kitchen
So it's time you know that I'm Molly's magician
You gave your daughter the gifts
Now let me fulfill her wish
She even wrote her favorite positions on this list
I mean, shit!
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VinceTheWizard
Member since July 29 2015