Early Morning Shit

Early in the morning,

Fresh coffee is brewing,

At work, get payed,

Writing raps while on the clock,

That's 9 bars per hour,

One for every dollar,

You think "receptionist I'll call her",

Hear my voice, then you falter,

Congratulations sir, you are the 9th caller,

This the AshDog station,

97.8 the confusion,

Rap songs so goood,

Gives you deep brain contusions,

I do it for amusement,

Boredom, it's my solution,

Constant noise, I'm a nuisance,

My vocabulary depth, On the other hand is proven,

Your rhymes stink, they are poo and,

My words so silky smooth, I'm a Jew, I'm the Zohan,

Easily available, that's a fucking no-ban,

Fucking lots of dudes, That's the fucking Ho plan,

Nasty bitches playing Call of Duty, that's a fucking Ho clan,

Running back and forth insinuates I'm on the go man,

Plan on doing blow? That's a motherfucking Blow plan!

Once I'm on that track, so high won't ever land.