A True Banger

Shu and Rio iced out like hockey

Kicked outa Japan for drinking all the Sake.

If you didn't know that's made of rice

Feed it to them, and they'd eat, without thinking twice

 

A-Tuzzy on the mic, he's telling you to look at Josh cause he's really tight

Rockin Crocs, all day all night

Supah nice, Grit bag

Rollin that cause he's got hella swag

 

Next dryland, we might have Kangaroo Court 

Need to be fit, cause hockey's a contact sport

Pushups, situps, do some ab work,

I'm talking holding a plank for 10 minutes is that hard to support?

 

Now we're entering the rink, refresh with gatorade

Just kidding, that's almost as wicked as the slave trade

Not to mention you're gonna need medical aid

And do some more dryland, you better be afraid

 

Andrew Quarles, back to the chorus

Im going to tell you to ignore us

But My argument is porous

And don't try to be a doofus

Cause we know that you're unfit

To try to listen to my shit

Don't try'n argue cause you'll acquit

And admit your slapshot's is a flick

And now you're gonna contradict

Not when you're friends are here amidst

Cause they'll make you say that you're a feminist, an optimist, affectionate, impressionist, intelligent, protectionist, receptionist, supremacist!!!

 

Now I'll be talking Luke Bowman

May not know him cause you've never heard him

But he is still hella baller cause he plays like a badass

Everyone knows he gotta wicked backhand #drop -pass

 

All day all night kettle bell swings

When we come for you in playoffs watch out junior kings

We hit the crossbar in warm-ups and the post goes ring

Now watch out everybody now we are the kings

 

 

Don't be late for dryland cause you'll need to run to the green monster

Then beware josh, crocs might drop you as their sponsor

Or you could come early to practice

But Josh world that doesn't exist

 

You guys know how to body check

You see GSC and go yes please

Although it only takes one, you guys work like a company

Get him exposed, and then make him pay the fee

 

Don't mess with papa skrobak

He'll hit you so hard your body would throwback

Everybody knows that he got a knack

To make you remember him, skrobak throwback