Bail

(Start at 48 sec.)

 

Hey mom and Dad its Me Bwelch I am in jail.

Christina and I need you to come save us we need bail.

She had lost it when her boss was getting on her Disrespectfully.

She called me Crying apologizing for beating that chic vegetablely..

 

I felt some tension occurring so I drove to her job.

When I had got there all I could say to her is to "Stop!"

"What do you think your doing?"

Omg we might get arrested for this ass whooping that your pursing.."

 

Don't get me wrong.

She did deserve it, but don't kill her babe.

She already bleeding from her nostrils and her face from blades.

I Told you to carry a knife, but not for self offensive. "

Only when somebody attacks you first that's self defense.. "

 

It made no sense, but she was mad so we got in the car..

 

But little did we know the police station's not even far.

Flashing their lights , so we pulled over ( well at least we're sober.)

"Copy, over!" They arrested in handcuffs just like I told her.

But as soon as we get here we had to both get stripped naked.

"Do you have any weapons other that the bloody blade your girl cut her face with?"

Ha-ha very funny police lady.

It's cold in here so I kinda shriveled up don't look crazy lol.

I'm way bigger than this anyway u better ask Christina.

So embarrassed, they could care less we just need you to bail us ( scene cut..)

 

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