“Unnatural Freak”

I am not exactly your average geek

Thirsting for knowledge, and have a savage streak

Tearing through books at the fastest speed

’Cause I am actually an Unnatural Freak

 

I am a straight-up whack-a-doodle, un-conformed

A dude who’ll use his noodle to refute the norms

No impasta can beat the original Duke of Dorks

I hail to the Luke who used the Force

And group from the school doing “fun” reports

Yacking up those jokes about intercourse

Hilary at vulgarity and erecting our forts

To last long in the exchange of dumb retorts

Come on everybody, let run the course

And assemble a Marvel worth a thousand Thors!

 

I am not exactly your average geek

Thirsting for knowledge, and have a savage streak

Tearing through books at the fastest speed

’Cause I am actually an Unnatural Freak

 

I don’t think you get what a freak is yet

So, I’ll explain, and let this be said

An Unnatural Freak is beyond the natural peak

On the Mountain of Weird, striving beyond actual reach

Over-Achievers expounding beyond practical feats

And taking our seats at the battle of Greeks

If you look up the picture in the dictionary

It is critter which appears to be dignitary

Still not quite clear on the definition?

Very well, then, please take a listen

Weird is going out jogging at 3 a.m.

Before writing a paper for a delayed exam

Awkward is talking about weekday plans

To please yourself with a book on how to romance

A geek knows all of the commands

To compute the codes with control in hands

Nerd is the word for the full of expanse

For every book-worm who wants to behold the whole glance

 

I am not exactly your average geek

Thirsting for knowledge, and have a savage streak

Tearing through books at the fastest speed

’Cause I am actually an Unnatural Freak

 

The funny thing is that I’ll be most successful

Surpassing all the rappers who boast their level

Because I’m smart and have plans to go and settle

Down with a high-paying job I enjoy and to revel

In the fact that I’m a freak unlike the majority

With this, I conclude, and thank you cordially