role model?

Eminem's my role model, wait no he's not. I'm super drunk I drank haft

bottle to myself so I'm thinking I need help. I cant get up, I'm stuck sitting

up. But I feel like imma spew chucks all over my new chucks and jeans.

will somebody help to the bathroom please my vision's starting to blur on

me. I cant see a thing. Hello is anyone in there? Oh man I just walk into

the wrong room and saw too dude's with no chicks. I think I might be sick.

I just need to chill for a minute........ How the hell did I end up out side? And

who are there two guys passing me a joint? Stoners 10 commandments

never pass up free bud. So I hit it. Now I'm trippin. Waking up in the

kitchen making pasta and chicken? What? How The?....... Finish it anyways

Because I'm hungry. Hearing all these people laugh is something funny?

There all lookin at me, wait no. There lookin past me. There some dude

pass out with his white ass checks hanging out. Looking like he got pants

then pass out from embarrassment. No wait there's a needle half filled

with heroin. Now there's people drawling all over him. He starting to look

like a white board with words all over it, and a brown smug in the middle

of it. HAHA these people are loving it. While I'm eating my pasta and

chicken. I start thinking. How the hell did I get to this house. I aint this rich.

Do I even know anyone this rich? Oh yeah that bitch. over there with three

dude sniffing on her hair. And grabbing her couchie like if she didn't care.

I guess she doesn't, now I know if I want some ass I'll ask around for her.

But not right now. I'm almost done with my food, and I need to find something

to do. I aint done partying yet. There's a hot head over there so lets fight

him. knock his ass out, help him up then hit the punch with him. There's

still a whole lot to do tonight. It's only midnight. And I plan on staying up

late tonight. But I already passes out twice. And ill probably do it again.

Where are all my friends? Hopefully getting laid or getting paid. There

really missing out. I get passed another shot from the homie Gavino

He told me "drink up my negro, we gonna be seeing colors tonight". I'm

like alright. Yo roll us a blunt just the two of us. These fiends tryin to be

tokin off of us. So hurry up and.. dame that was fast pass that and let me

light it. My nerves are jumpin my heart is pumpin. The music in this house

is thumpin. My legs are starting to jump man. How high like method man

and redman. But I'm at that point where I don't give a dame. Hyping up the

party like some sorta hype man. Wait my only job was to rap for this party.

I was hired to start something.