Mom's Final Wishes

When i was just a baby

Still sucking on tits maybe

My ma said i'd be greater than slim shady

Meet Dr Dre

call that fuckhead Gay

then beat the shit outta lil' wayne, im just a big fucked up rap brain

Let's see how that goal went?

Got no friends, no kids and got raped by my teacher, Kent

No wonder i fail in math

The white board was blocked by his belly fat

[Laughs]

Then people think i owe 'em something

Thinks im a white who thinks he's black cuz he wears bling?

Just because im suddenly bringing in some CA-CHING!

hah, ma went so wrong

Guess that's why im writing this song

Tell her i failed her dreams all along

Wait, she already knew?

Told on the news by some white fuckhead like you?

*BUT DUDE YOUR WHITE TOO!*

Yeah but im not pretending to be black

CHI CHI CHIKICHII DOPE SICK WAACK!

Well, maybe im trying to be kinda like that

But at least im not jessica simpson

Going from hot to fat!

Yeah im kinda crazy

evryone wanna erase me

Put me outta history

"Uh daddy whats that?"

"uuh... nothing son, he didn't happen

He was just a blonde kid listening to rap and fappin' "

Yeah maybe i've got this fascination of porn and masturbation

Snuff films are my favorite

Normal porn? Thats bullshit

Well ok, i watch porn like 4 hours a day

but at least the shit i watch ain't gay

i don't watch gay sex or hentaii

and i definetly don't have 4 rap lists on spotify

Huhu... uh... No i haven't been listening to Dr dre 50 cent Dmx n' Eminem

And i at least don't think im greater than them

Or... I KNOW i am

Come on, just watch my raps recorded with my mobile cam

I rap real fast, like i'm rapping that fast to run from my past

Maybe cuz i've got some blonde on top, i'm doing pop n' not hip hop

these lyrics ain't from the FUCKED UP HEAD THAT I'VE GOT??

STOLE 'EM FROM SOME OTHER MC, IM JUST A WHITE SKINNY WANNABE

hah, im more black than black kids listenin' to Eminem

And they know im more of an n-uh-bomb than 'em

That's why they hate and spread shit

Hate on every single lyric

While they're at home touching a black mans dick

DAMN! THESE KIDS MAKE ME SICK!