Straight Fire
• Written by ThaPrezident
Joeys just an amatuer
i work at subway, call me a sandwitcher
rememba yo girl, uh yep i sandwitch her
ima start today
if ya walk away
ima burn the remains put em in my ashtray
can you hear what i say
whys your face lookin gray
i dont know why dont you obey
wheres lite lim, wheres lite lim
ima diss you while your licking on lites rim
have you ever been to school
cuz youre actin like a fool
you are drowning in a pool
filling up with piss
cuz i own this diss
by the end of the night your swimming with the fish
thats sad
so give your little 8th grade girl a kiss
you say you rap sick but my raps are sicker
when ya go potty ma hands you a sticker
your raps sound like a wannabe wigger
and right about now i pull the trigger
boutta be discombobulated
when i do that your moms elated
ate so much cheese now im constipated
Joeys the result of the bomb i created
honestly i dont know whatcha thinkin
hole in ya boat now your ship is sinkin
Next room over hear the bedroom creakin
after this joey threw the freakin
mic down, this hyped clown
thinking he good but his type sound
like a dying hound got his beats from the lost and found
Sometimes i wish i werent a rapper
Cuz i blurt out things i wouldnt chatter
Like the time i had your girl I tapped her
Did it so much that i could even map her
So. where has the time gone
Your legs weak, youre like a baby fawn
Im the king of rap and youre a pawn
When you rap make me eh wanna yawn
All these lines but you cant deliver
Sound like you sinkin in a river
My raps toxic need a new liver
When people walk by me they wanna shiver
Oh and Joey im sorry that im late
I was throwing up from your last mixtape
this kid think he the best since drake
but we all know that hes just a flake
Your mom in the backyard she say moo
You real lonely I gotta crew
I take the cake and off i flew
talkin hooyahoo, Who are you?!
i dont have a clue
Lookin like despicable mr. Gru
seal your mouth shut with some glue
You smell worse than a monkey at a zoo
When this tape drops Im lookin for the cops
im avoiding the stops and hiding the hops
Joey call me Pops and i gotta give him props
Cuz his tape sound alot like some kids bop
Im too lazy to write the resta this song
chillin with my asian talkin bing bong
Im about to play some freakin ping pong
so i will...r
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ThaPrezident
Member since September 21 2015