Substance (Unfinished)

I have a poltergeist rewrite these rhymes

While boxing my dick to make it write punch lines

I'm so ill that I spit malaria in my peripheral area

Jump on Air Force carriers, jack off and bust in Bavaria

Cause hysteria, then eat a bowl of shit covered listeria

I'm so dope I make retards eat cigars while shoving glass shards

In the open slot in my backyard (that's hard)

I lost my mind in metaphysics

While fist fighting twelve midgets that were crushin' cans of spinach

As the whole village chases me for shittin' in their skillets

I'm the loser who plays first person shooters

From an Xbox and computer while researching Martin Luther

I'll pull up in Europe doin' drive by's on scooters

I'll neuter your dogs for free at the mall

While playing basketball with a group of neanderthals

I'm a hard pill to swallow like hard glass and cinnamon

Local experiments between women and Ritalin

To see whose head is looser while up on adrenaline