elephants and flowers
• Written by Emsee_Sloth
I'm just indestructible, like Colossus is.
Make your world upside-down like what you think Satanic crosses is,
Yo, I got a big noodle with rebuttals so saucy,
Your jaw dropped, just awin' at my awesomeness,
I'm about to make a mockery, who the fuck you foolin'?
If you're a rapper, then I came here to toss it,
I'm sicker than the bits between teeth when you forget to floss 'em,
Oh, you want beef? Well here's a carved cow's carcass straight from the market,
Me? Oh, I've been starving, makin' do eatin' you varmits.
Heebulls, before this battle started, I was like "Who? and where the fuck's his TARDIS?"
You ain't a rapper, quit your LARPing,
You should prolly park it 'fore you crash an' burn, you trainwreck of an artist,
I'll blow your mind like a Martian, I'm higher on trees than Tarzan,
You aren't very bright, even at night you wearin' Ray-Bans glasses,
These are my words, mark it,
you'd get called "faggot" by a gay man,
You faker than a spray-tan, I'm tighter than your elastic waistband,
Hey, man, here's an offer, you can be my Butler like Gerard is.
You ain't spittin no heat, like cheap apartments,
You'll be losing this battle like "Darn it, this shit I shouldn't have started".
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Emsee_Sloth
Member since August 2 2014