Halloween Rap

This is Halloween bitches the rise of Michael Myers,

After sliced and diced with Freddy's claws there's no way you'll be a survivor.

Now hold on I don't respect lies-or any matter of that kind,

I know you've shivering in your boots once we put these movies on rewind!

Horror games gore and shame these graves all remain the same,

take a chance on the crane or you'll burst in flames or otherwise you'll go insane.

You're now forever indebted inside the asylum you'll regret it,

thanking me for all these spooky props HAH don't sweat it.

But the curse is in reverse I hope ya don't get a phone call,

You'll be feeling so cold it'll shiver off your balls!

Then you'll wet yourself ya sure ya don't need help cause I got an extra one for you,

All these ancient folktales are true and now demons are coming for YOOU!!

All these beheaded heads EEW who knew that someone lived here before,

Hey buddy I heard that they have candy over there next door!

Now with this next fast rap you'll be left hurting for a while,

Now listen carefully as I describe Halloween in fashion and style!

Time it to kick it up fast like Jason you'll be left with a cast,

You're gonna need tights when it comes to fights they come from the left or from the right.

With Jason's machete or Five Nights At Freddy's either way you better be ready,

to be chased by Sonic.exe and other monsters here so sit tight and stay steady!

We're almost through this horror ride don't be a wussy and try to hide,

Once we get into the creepy mine wanna leave that's up for you to decide.

But even with all these games I'm playin' and with everyone else hatin',

I'm getting stabbed like Dracula but still verbally castin' away Satan!