Biggiefoot (joke rap)
• Written by AzMatiq
So I got a little story bout a hairy creature
Have you shaking in your boots like ya havin' a seizure
His name was Sasquatch and his forest was greener
Than a Jamaican preacher's fat stash of reefer
He lives by himself up in Oregon more than one
reason to avoid the punk cause he was
big, fat, smelly and mean
couldn't get any hairy ladies back to his ravine
so he put his fedora and his trench coat on
fresh roll on Shrek scent deodorant
went out to the park and saw a pretty lady
decided to try acting like a nice guy maybe so he
walked out lookin all span and spick
said "hey girl just give me a chance ya dig?
and just so ya know what they say is true:
big foot means I got a big dick too."
They went back to his place and banged all week
Had twelve kids lookin like little bigfeet
The moral of the story is what they said
Being a nice guy will get you laid
but not really.
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AzMatiq
Member since October 8 2013