Hype

I'm not really one to get hype

But that's all changing tonight

The future is bright and the girl that I like

Well she just texted me and she said that we might

 

Go on a date tomorrow

This is not fake no more

I cannot wait for her, whoo

 

Tonight, though, I'm going hard

Blow up the boulevard

Because I'm knowin' that

I might be cold and hard

Let's drink a toast to ours

Because when morning come

I'll be a taken one

Might be already gone

You know she may be the one

Hitched like I'm twenty one

Bachelor me could get anyone

But that's off the table now, ooh

 

I'm not really one to get hype

But this may be my last wild night

my lemonade's spiked and the girls look alright

So let me jump on the mic and spit some fire like

 

So before I say auf Wiedersehen

Or until we meet again

Know that I won't concede defeat

I'll never become the guy who's like

"I can't hang out this weekend, b,

You know my girl? She needs to eat

And I have gotta clean the sheets,

And probably feed the retriever

Then chill out and beat my meat or

Whatever's next, I ain't had sex

In three damn weeks.

What's worse her ex Is street and he'd

Take about six

milliseconds to beat up me

And for cleanup, he'd need three

Axnious, my heartbeat is seen

To be erratic

Relaxation is sporadic

Can't leave her though, I'm an addict"

Guys, I will never need release

I know, "Chill out, you're seventeen"

This could be just a week away

Never thought I'd see the day

I'm fast approaching middle age

 

May be time to disengage

Before I know I'll be engaged

Face it man I need a way

To know everything will be okay

This lunch tomorrow may very well be

The ending of everything I have ever been

And I really don't want that to happen

What do I even do on a date.

How do I talk and what do I wear

And how do I even style my hair

And what topics of conversation may present themselves in the course of our-

 

I'm not really one to get hype

But everything's okay tonight

The cameras are bright and my friends are alright

And we're going to go hard until we see the light

Come on, it's time to get hype

Come on, it's time to get hype

Relationship'd probably end in a fight

She doesn't even text me goodnight

Come on, it's time to get hype