Greg Gatarz vs Dan Bulich

Dan Bulich:

 

You're out-fasted by the fast let's begin this Console War,

this time it's a fair win-win game with no blood and gore.

After all Sega is Omega all my wins are limitless,

I ate your neighbors just try to strike back I'll just diss you with my Sega Genesis!

I'll slap you with raps and facts 'till your Gnoggin starts throbbin',

You may be a wild X-Man but it's your victory that I'm Robin'!

I got eyes of heat vision I got aim and precision,

Here's why the port is worse it's nothing like the arcade edition!

 

Greg Gatarz:

 

Call me the true predator and you're just the little mouse,

It's time I kick-start this battle with you getting out of my house.

I'll obliterate you again just like in that Halloween episode,

While your boring ports are cryptic all I need is a debug code!

Just try to attack me Dan you're going up against the console of might,

I'll take you into your own Streets Of Rage as this'll be your Final Fight!

Anything you say against me I can easily prove you wrong,

Man c'mon your long and gone and why would a game need a level complete song!?

 

Dan Bulich:

 

Stop trying to avoid it man just admit it my game is better,

I'll just keep disputing you even if it takes forever and ever!

This is just the truth buddy we're just reliving the console wars,

back with the plumber and the blue blur Do I even need to take you to a tour.

Your games might have better sound quality and some of them might have debug codes,

but something you cant Counterstrike is the difficulty for Battle Toads.

Like I mentioned in the beginning my powers are Omega,

Looks like you'll have to take this loss because the final round goes to Sega!

 

Greg Gatarz:

 

You're a weak pathetic fool while I'm spitting a watery flood,

You're games are almost as ridiculous then Mortal Kombat (SNES) not having blood!

Looks like the Zombies Ate My Neighbors so I guess I'll see ya later,

I'll terminally terminating you like if it was Robocop vs Terminator.

Even with games that aren't bloody they're all better than Bubsy,

which games better or worse let's find out so this is gonna get muddy!

You lost all of your lives and you cannot continue bro,

Your life is drained to zero so I guess that means the final round goes to Nintendo!