roklem

I don't need no introducin', just listen to the music, stupid

Gee willikers,

I'm the dark lord of Mordor, the villain, Morgoth's lieutenant

you're just a villager of Middle-Earth, a peasant in Gondor,

No worries, I ain't about the killing, sir, whachu' think I made the Orcs for?

And so it begins, but your end is near, just get the point like Boromir, you know I will win.

It's too late,

Oh man, my ring is engraved, again I've risen from grave,

I won't die today, just try and up deader than Samwise is Brave.

My eyes burnin', I'm watchin' when your back is turned,

This is easy, I could've killed you when I was back in Dol Guldur,

Now I tower over lands, been There and Back Again,

I have power over them, I gained it in a dark descent,

you're so fucked, try and defend and I'll corrupt you like the Hearts of Men.

Your battle is hopeless, you can't kill the fucking Necromancer,

I'm sicker than Bilbo's fuckin' rectal cancer, unless you know where those ghosts is.

I'm not of the people, you are not of my equals,

I'm the awesomest evil, drivin' you crazy like Gollum or Smeagol,

I'm so old, I've been here since before Isildur's sword broke and he was king,

when Telcontar was Aragorn, before he was King of Anorn, I heard Melkor sing,

I'm so bored of these things, I guess life ain't so precious when you're The Lord of The Rings