Is this a joke?

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You wrote the rules in caps like a mad chap, good move/
Challenge me to a fight? I'd snap your ankles... 'footloose'
If we met in the street you'd probably hide your face,
A damn keyboard warrior, jeez, what a disgrace.
Whoop your fucking ass ghetto with a shoe and a lace,
Rub my poo in your face, ruin you with a mace.
Why do you go on rappad claiming you're hard like 2pac?
You're the type to snapchat pics of nude lads
Then jack off to two chaps licking each other's poocaps
Incest dickhead saying 'I'm not in the mood dad!'
See ...your dad molests you, he never protects you,
That why you're a nervous wreck dude, STD sket too.
28 lines, all of low quality I bet you.
Stop wasting your time and put on a sweatsuit
Go for a walk down the block and get bashed by your peers
No respect for this mole, fuck..id smack him to tears,
Then I'd leave with your pants, shirt, shoes and your gear,
Hit the pub afterwards, torch your shit, then drink a beer
See you fucked with the wrong lyricist and now you look stupid,
Your rhyming scheme is minimalist, solid D on the blueprint.
You're probably just a skinny bitch trying to come across as ruthless,
Didn't your daddy ever tell you not to rhyme cos you're clueless!
So to summarise, this fat fuck needs to go on a hunger strike
I could diss you for 100 lines but 28 is fucking fine.
Just make sure you don't bust your spine trying to rhyme like you're the next busta rhymes,
FUCK THIS GUY!

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DanDaLion1
Member since January 29 2015

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