Me Myself and I Remix

As you can see, I'm as new as can be,

The newest on the come up as fly as as bee,

I try to buy that booze but they check my ID,

Pass on that Hennessy, cause it just aint me,

I'm the type of guy to sit down and have a beer with your dad,

Laugh it off and talk about the times that we had,

And maybe even take one shot with your mom,

Then get into a heated debate about Vietnam

My squad gets judge because what we do,

Drinking a brew and smoking weed is not coo?

(PAUSE) I guess I just laugh it off,

Then rip the fucking bong and proceed to cough,

You can say I have virgin lungs,

You can say I have a virgin tongue,

I get the shit all day,

Cause I don't fuck with bitches.. they call my ass gay,

Wow aint that shit ironic,

The girl to my left asks to split my gin and tonic,

I just laugh in her face,

That was a mistake when my ass got maced,

Maced in the face, ran home like a race,

Cried like a bitch, sat down and watched Grey's,

Say a joke I dare ya dog,

You silent are you scared or naw,

It's a tyrant you prepared or raw?

I'm so vibrant did you wear a bra?

I swear my rhymes are like no other,

It's raining in the suburbs, go find cover,