Gladis

Call me Gladis

Sugar Cube Madness

Protein-packed like a Powerbar hat trick

 

Dirken Mavericks

German Slapstick

Jokes ain’t dry, no need for my chapstick

 

Cauliflower Kaepernick

Bout to get tackled quick

Quaterback is double-sacked, who said this rook was adequate?

 

Beat with a snap and kick

I just wanna rap a bit

David Blane Blame Game, Bitches want a magic trick