Liar

As you could guess, I'm kind of a lyrical columnist,

19th Century novelist, graced by uh-

Ah, Ack, Acho.

Why, God Bless-ed Me. I'm a brand new terra-logical tyrant, what hypocrisy.

Because I'm building not just an empire but a whole new geographical land spire.

So go ahead and throw down the red carpet and welcome me,

Grab thirty fountain pens and you'll never ball like me, Go ahead and jump straight to the point.

It sounds like you almost try to hard in your raps.

So wrap it up, toss it out and tighten up the Velcro on your neon sketchers kid.

Because I'm about to Etcha-Sketch what a true melody and rhyme sounds like, chime it off the grid.

You can't rap about how you're the best unless you have the proof to show it.

And based off your previous battle performance it seems like you're pretty much less than adequate.

You only have x-teen years under you belt, so please express the kind of pain you've felt.

Like, not going to your homecoming dance

How your cheerleader crush won't give you a second glance.

Sweat drenches both your palms while your feeling another mini-hard one come on.

How your Warcraft character isn't geared the best

Or how you don't know how to pass that Algebra test.

I mean really, try to get down to the nitty gritty oh so unpleasantly pretty details of your soul.

Talk about how your mama dances on a strip pole

And How your dad wishes that she was really on birth control.

Oh! How your brother is medically insane,

Or how deep inside your feel nothing more than depression and pain.

So listen to me, mother fucker, and read between the lines.

If you just rhyme to rhyme you're definitely going to have a bad fucking time.

You're not headed for greatness or success in this game of life that we call chess -

You're a pawn to the steed, a Templar to the Assassin's Creed.

I'm the period that your mom hoped she'd bleed when the thought of you was conceived.

So go ahead, you cocky little bitch, write on back and attack.

Because I'll make sure I'm the last face you see before you fade back to black.