Hyphen- The "It" Factor Freestyle

The old geezers here

I'm 30 years old I don't need to win

I'm married with 2 kids I just needed a reason to leave the crib

So who is gonna verify it cause my wife probably won't believe I'm here

Anybody?

Chicks going back and forth

"Is that G-easy or Macklemore?"

Until I start rapping then they start screaming for me not to rap anymore

So go ahead dog, please hate

Cause I won't listen like angry drunk women listenin to what the police say

That's a joke, Something I'm prone to get into

This life's already intense, we all got plenty of issues

Yea I sound like Eminem,

but you sound like a fat slobbering Labrador retriever eating peanut butter by the spoonful

Cut my tether off

Throw it around like a tether ball

It's 10 o'clock now, how much time do you figure that I got?

But anyway my teacher told me I got the "it" factor

Then she tried to touch "it", inside the staff bathroom

pass gas inside of a soundproof booth

inhale the fumes and puke and still finish the verse that I'm doing

So somebody pinch me when these rappers are done

putting me to sleep with these wack lullaby songs

 

If I enter a battle and somebody gets my name drawn

they better shook like a dog if it gets rained on

So to try to remain strong

"Somebody quick please brainstorm an excuse for him"

Cause I'm a lyrical giant, defiant, and this guy is lookin "yay tall'

I'm outta place this isn't the place I came for

I was meeting up with lil Wayne to go to the skate park

That Hotline Bling song came on

and I started dancing like I was an 80 year old

At that point I lost track of where I was going

So anyway how do you plan to creep up

on a creepy peeping Tom

when anything you try to hide behind I'm already hiding behind the behind of it