All Talk

I entered with, rendered with it,

this talent, i sever with it,

Eminem was the lever of it,

Chris webby and tech n9ne,

I rap all day... and night until light,

i'll write, type, with these words i bite,

you could put up a fight... but im white...

so there might be a slight fright, oh daymn right,

you might as well bend over and let me 'smite',

your ass looks plumb and ripe,

in i go, aiming for the only hole... the only goal,

here i go, oh no, in two half's you fall...

i'm not polite, but i recite words of delight

making many many many many many

others dance with each others other,

let there be made brothers,

mothers, huddle now huggers.

Join in the orgy, noooo noooo,

im the dark knight on a sugar hype.

cause im practically a dyke... wait...

i meant poet and you all fucking know it,

flow it, rowing boat, i show it, down the stream i row it,

oh no crocodile jumps out and everyone is screaming now,

but i don't know what the fucking fuss is all about?

would someone please point out? (what... why?)

or should i threat anyone, everyone, outdone with a gun,

should i point this gun at a nun for the sake of watching her run?

the chase has begun, one tonne of fucking fun fun fun,

fuck... you know how much i like mah fun? yeah...

when i throw in a punchline at into the front line like its lunchtime,

crunch rhymes into web of spun split spines,

shredding lines like it's a crime, on my stack goes your spine,

if i had a dime for ever line i'ld probably be signed... yeah

fuck it! i'll be signing people and be making them mine,

but the sun shines out of my ass, it was unstable pass,

but it's munch time,

that deadly green gas is capable of melting glass, and one time;

I let this one burst of gas kill 11 million people.... blamed it on hitler,

 

Oh...

 

[emphasize rhymes with 'pork']

The above lines where example of this one time...

where i tend to let out random rhymes...

where i say many rhymes at a time,

so these next few lines i will demonstrate a technique i recently defined.

ill wait! i'll jam... a fork in your ass like a slab of pork. out comes JAM

scream "give me more", chewing with tourqe,

shit... dropped the fork on the floor,

must pick it up, but im afraid someone will creep up...

behind me with a strap onn,

oh nooo, here we goo, must risk it for the fork, must eat this fucking pork!

I'm prepared for the potential penetrational force,

So i bend over to get the fork, and of course i feel a little prod,

next thing i know is, theres a gaping hole in my butt,

I mean what fuck? What the actual fuck?

Who da fuck do this too my fucking butt?

I've had enouth, fuck this fucking pork.

Throw you into the arean for the clucks,

they cluck away at my yummy yummy pork,

i shed a tear for the pork i no longer poke with my fork,

but i got very very sad, climbed into the area with the clucks,

battled for the pork i most dearly want, spear as a weapon n what'not

did you know chickens run headless for a lot of time before they fall?

nooo, i didn't know this either but lets carry on,

i just realised theres more chicken than pork.

Fuck the pork, pluck the chickens for sport.

apprently i talk way to much, but.... i like to talk

as you can see, i don't stop, never do i stop

forever and ever i talk, non stop,

keep going and going and going and going and going,

now count how many times i said pork, talk and fork.

entertain yourself whilst i talk,

cause i can't be bothered doing it any more.