Rap Vigilante

I'm a rap vigilante, all my rhymes are uncanny

Like a wolf; think I'm Granny, like my cab; Pakistani

Like a Richter; I'm Andy, like a hurricane; sandy

Like an ose; I am grandi, like your kids; I want candy

Light you up muy picante, cross your legs like I'm Ghandi

On your back like I'm acne, shit your pants like I'm flax seed

Obi-Wan call me Ani, catch a roadrunner; acme

I'm at home in your pantry, your shits fine it's just dandy

Take a risk up the ante, like you don't need a nanny

With your girl gettin' handy, but you know how she can be

You're my bitch understand me, don't forget where you stand see?

Now go pull up your panties, and let go of my hand please