First time

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Lower the standards be realistic
all they is blabber and double hand fish sticks
better slow down or the flubber come with it
where are your manners?! " i dunno please, lisen
Tinderellas gonna be Disneys next princess
right next to mr.right flex instense
i spit the right shit at the wrong times
uppercut her butt with my dong like banzai!
rhymes like a botfly guess they get stuck inside your head
when i court i swear baby i rever go to rest in my defence
yeah but your tiny so like why invest?
i hope someone bukkakes you into dry cement!
i might have been jacked up on lifes great vitamin
picture perfect check the life im in
yall butthurt like using cheese graters to wipe again
austrailian cash flow down under micing sence
they be like dude, please you aint even worth shit
you used to be a dime! but now you pinchin penny pursless
its been many births since i was first serviced
so welcome all those that came after me
never thought like that did you string you along like caterpie
but im not a rapper petes more like a quiet pajama freak
whos stammas squeak and grammas weak lonsdale genes my grampas beef
need some lyrics and make em fear it like the count of three
God and Death are the only sure things to come after me
people die dumb in this master craft masterpiece
im talking tools with no use in the great vast wasteland menagerie
apes swinging for dudes to pay due with there hammock banana meat
the girls probably thinking oh he gonna literally make an ass out of me
and prove this is his swamp, he just wants the onions
undoing your layers popping out his fun dip
kids nowadays less vitamins more luncheaons
how that can be? parents knicking off blocks and eat some sun chips

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Lonsdale
Member since January 23 2016

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