Pretty Tuff

Tom hanks always after it

Palm bays in the cabinet

my sex life is like pans laberinth

and the movies i get counterfiet

cause im a pirate only after the booty

creeping on facebook checkin out cuties

all my on my newsfeed

vacation to the beach?

unzip my new jeans

but thats another story

of how im so b slash a

hashtag smoke weed every dam day

Sparking little trees getting hotter than a flambe

like my call of duty play all yall getting demoted

and i always leave my homies car a mess on road trips

doritos and and xbox equals gross disks

im a villian spillin shooting 360s

im drilling and filling like a dentist on these chickies

wear brand names only no dickies

and fuck themainstream i only do indy

simply put i am the baddest

i even have a black friend

who says im aiight

so that proves i got street credit

i got a mean reddit

and so gassy its like a propane fetish

so call me hank hill and all yall is basic like romain lettuce

so if you fear pain that avert your eardrums

getting a boot but its still a beer run

and in class pff i never listen

fake being sick to my mom easy skipping

walk slow in front of cars while there are driven

and when it comes to terms I NEVER READ THE CONDITIONS

and i tell disney online to eat it

i be on that next level club P hacking and cheating

cause im crazy mean and i mean that

when im on the net i go full speed caps

disregard teachers feedback

AND WHEN I PLAY WII I NEVER USE THE WII STRAP

and i see a no dog sign but im still my bitches

moms cooking dinner while im on snacks delicious

and you can bet your ass i helping mom with dishes

cause im not a self righoutous little shit full of misplaced pride littering the fridges

early on it seemed like i was always getting stitches, slapped by bitches

one time some kids thought i could be cool if i ghost-rid my bike into ditches

shit was ridiculous, sent it off a huge ramp and crashed it

some new slack crew hat ratted and my bro was dispatched quick

shined up his boots to give his lil bro a new ass kick

i deserved it, but to me it was security

these dudes were always jerks to me

made me hurt and turn the cheek

fight back? whens it been my turn to speak

am i a nerd or geek?

just a word from the weak

learn from the meek

courts now ajourned this week.