drug fueled adrenaline

So today was my first official day off in a while,

i got up, went out, ready to take off in style .

I need a party embraced,

so me and my buddies can get shitfaced.

My manager booked our flight at 1,

until then we need get shit done

and already begun the fun.

We meet out our lounge, at 10,

my man Ben, is already all over Jen,

even though he should be playing the sound,

so we started playing around.

The guy that has no name,

packed out the cocaine.

" are you insane?

There´s no way

we can snort this all away,

without taking it on the plane?!"

But he wasn't done,

he brought some valium,

is he fucking dumb?

Time to get wasted,

full and totally shit faced,

forget about my grace,

get totally put out of place,

till i scream: let me outta this place!

A girl is giving me a stare,

it's more than a glair,

whilst discreetly touching her hair,

i pulled out a chair, as she sat down,

i saw she had no underwear.

I ask if she wants to glow,

she didn't know what i had to show,

she said she likes walking on snow,

with a wink, as she pulled up her drink.

We had a few lines as long as a broom,

a couple minutes later, i'm fucking the waiter,in the bathroom.

Now we're all in bloom,

and don't know wheres what,

why's when and how Ben didn't fuck Jen.

I don't remember the flight,

despite the fact my mate ignited a fight.

"Man are we really in Amsterdam?

Cause i can see a lamb that can stand

and play the guitar like in a band."

Ring up BJ entertainment,

we need more high class hookers on our pavement

and our hoes noses definitely have a placement

for more blow, as white as snow.

 

Our whole floor is a mess, it's next morning,

everyone is still snoring, so no stress.

We'll all pitch in a dime,

so the hotel want step out of line

money makes people good at lying.