King Krab

OH!

Shiver me timbers and lay the anchor.

I'm busting' on you more than a BP oil tanker,

Plundering more of your riches than a 2007 banker.

We could, rhyme to the beat or just jump on our feet.

It's a celebration, the proclamation, absolute nuclear detonation and utter domination.

I sail high and tall across the seven seas, take a whiff of that ocean breeze.

I always aim to please, that's why I started in-between your girlfriends knees.

My pirate pride extends worldwide, I'm King of the oceans tide.

My booze is oversupplied, any and all traitors are cast aside.

I'm the only ruler of this high fledged cruelty, commander of all that's mutiny,

I'll lyrically murder you beautifully and cut off your cock before you reach puberty.

Presumably and imprudently I'm disposed by all of the community.

"Inexcusably ruthlessly stupidly and by far the most brutally born pirate to sail the sea.

And with a one two three I return to a tolerable degree.

Out of that dream, Ahh man I missed the entire classes' theme.

Just another foiled plan to see if I could escape earning my associates degree.

On this campus I'm stuck to linger.

Until that day I'll just keep giving you the pirate's middle finger.