Escomarcus

I'm a spitter, a hard hitter

You're a toilet - my shitter

Well aren't you a wormy little critter?

Gotta give it to ya, you ain't a quitter

You just keep flapping, like flying litter

With endless noise, like lemon lime you're bitter

But you can't compare, I'm a hare

Outrunning you turtle, only halfway there

You're caught in a snare, this is my lair

This is only the beginning, this won't be fair

 

We're phones, you're a plug-in brick and I'm Apple

And I'm here to snapple your crapple

When I dabble in the rabble

Of our kind, you're behind

A brittle pork rind, with no mind

Did anyone say you're good? They lied

That hurt inside? I'm waiting till you've signed

Out of this, you ain't in a bind to stay

It's okay to leave if you can't play

With the big boys, we been out all day

Shitting and spitting and earning our pay

 

You're mediocre at best, challenging the blessed

Lest you're a joker, has that not been stressed?

You can't molest in your dress of an apparent English major

Talking shit online, haven't you heard of stranger danger?

Cause I hanged ya from my manger cause I'm the lord

You're ignored, I write bored for the awards

You do less damage than that sword you drawed

In the forth grade, and we ain't biased toward the taunt you roared

But you ain't raw, you're a fraud

 

This apparent English major, who can barely rhyme

And I just slayed ya in the minimal of time

You better stage an improvement, you miracle of a crime

Cause I just made ya remove it, you black and white mime

So step it down a notch, and admit you ain't no emcee

You're just a weak little biotch, who ain't match for me

I've botched your "skills" and hell I'm only fourteen

With a bigger crotch, and a log as thick as a tree