MLG Life

You know that we do the dew, grab us some doritos too,

Skype all night, yeah that's alright, just chilling with the clan,

All according to plan, getting charged by a swarm, while listening to sandstorm,

My world is warcraft, the only punk I listen to, is Daft, my league is legend,

My Callista game, will make your head spin, the people know my name,

From my tournament fame, I got my first NES, hanging in a frame,

Every preteen claims, the same, that they can put me to shame,

So why are all their, stats so lame, I proclaim, that keeping my title, is vital,

Step to me, and you're going to get Shreked, just utterly wrecked,

Sipping on that baja blast, till the last, drop, that codered is my go to, pop,

Hand me a kickstart, that grape taste, just so tart, your game is just too

Rank, my memes are just too dank, say yolo, grab a solo, just po-mo,

Need green I got plenty, all hail Snoop Dog, 420, blaze it, that's cray shit,

Boosting in Rocket League, our team will succeed, in deed, score a goal,

Always in the lead, you can't escape, my war hammer, in Runescape,

My skills at Ninja Storm, are uniform, feeling too swell, chowing on that taco bell

 

Yankee deez nutz

Phillip deez nutz

Bofa deez nutz

Dragon deez nutz

C deez nutz

Expos deez nutz

Captain deez nutz