Rappers Deright (Freestyle)

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My name is Christopher, I live in a maisonette

I hate to show ID everytime I ask for a cigarette

Man, I'm 19 you should know that

I ain't a boy who would shoot ya with a gat

You mean what I'm talking about dude, I'm ain't as rude

I love to drink beer, I love to drink water

I love to be with girls who are hotter

I walk about tha hood with my headphones on

I walk about with my phone playing a good song

I love to be a rapper, trying to get to the game

I maybe ready part of it, I'm only part of the underground

I should be around til I get dizy, hey Daisy

I was thinking that we should kiss all day

She said that I looked too gay

I told her she was ugly, she ran miles you see

I ain't a boy who would she that okay

Maybe I said it in anger, I was so damn thick that my head was about the place

I took some weed, and got stoned outta my face

In space I go in a hip-hop rocketship saying I like your damn shit

Give me a hit, so I can have some words to spit

I start to go a bit weird, I look in my mirror and see that I have grown a beard

I shaved it off and was about to cough, shit I was gonna sneeze too

Please help me, I'm about to blow the whole house down

I'm doing a track for a mad clown

I'm on doing another, for his big brother

He had a face of a truck, some didn't gave a fuck

This ain't as crazy as you think, I thought my words were the Titanic, it was about to sink

I'm about to rap, rap your minds like your about to crack

What the fuck is whack rapping, I thought I was whack crapping

I met a girl on my block, told her that she was gonna rock 'cause I was gonna rap to her

She said she would like it

I had a girlfriend called Chaz, she sucked so bad that she looked like a spaz

I said I would like it too, I rapped til I was outta breath

Took sometime to take some meth

I then was stoned so bad that I thought she turned into a monster

I ran miles from her, she came and took me away

I told her that she was gay, tried to snap my leg off, I told her she had a bad cough

I turned to my friend and asked him for advice

He said he can't remember any, I already asked him twice

He was a paranoid friend, he used hide every new trend

Just in case someone would steal it, he only lived in tha house

Who besides him would steal it

He has a mind of a maniac, he thinks it's good to attack

I attacked him ones, I always had funny turns

He hated me years ago, now he likes me now

I always branded him a useless cow

Hip to the hop, hop to the hip

I gave my homie a paper clip

For some reason or other, he came to me with his brother

He smashed my face in, he took me down like a clown

He was always around like a school bully

He always took me and tried to pull me

I once ran away from him, told my mate Roycey Slim

He said he thought he was a bit dim

Shit, my name is Dim

He didn't even know that, well I have 3 names

1 is birth, 1 is rap and the other 1 is an ego that likes to crap

Dim Rathers, the greatest ever

He always got told he was cleaver, shit he must have been