presidential

Yo, Homies, A sLiNg and SM PimpZ

We gonna be talking about elephants and donkeys in the presidential elections,

 

First it’s Donald Trump who looks like a chimp,

Don’t get me started with the wig

And how he looks like a big fat pig,

Trying to take out common core and getting rid of muslims

Spoiled Rich Brat is gonna do no crap,

He wanna build a wall and uses hypertext transfer protocol

Just hope he will get blown up by methanol

Needs to pay more money to find a new barber for his hair

Come on now your a multi billionaire

don’t trust people with small hands

Endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan

he called megyn kelly fat

and tries to kick mexicans while at that

 

 

Movin on to Ted Cruz!

Askin’ Ted Cruz what’s his motherland

Canada or Japan

thinks he can be the next president of tokyo disneyland

probably is goin’ to be turned into a wasteland

Only place he can be president of is bathroom-land

Just ask the evangelicals to reprimand

 

Movin to Marco Rubio

More honest than the other two’s baloney

He hopes he can get an endorsement from Sony

Hates when he’s called little tony

but hope he has a chance before he goes moping

 

John Kasich at age 63,

I don’t think he’s even going to do as much work as them other cronies,

and also blabs dingily

and gets an endorsement from Arnold Schwarzenegger

call the exterminator it’s the terminator

 

 

Done with the republicans,

Finally done with them,

 

Let’s go to the democrats,

Which are much better than the other republican blab,

 

Hillary Clinton the big liar

she says she hand washes the dishes

But puts it in the dryer

She is so irresponsible

She thinks that napkins are edible

May be, but not digestible

 

Movin’ to Bernie Sanders

Who has military mindset

Like Colonel Sanders

He doesn’t have a Super pac

And gets positive feedback

He has a chance to be the

President of the United States

Unlike all those other bozos

Who look like William Butler Yeats

Wait no more like spongebob

Longbob, strongbob

Hup

excuse me

 

 

This presidential race is like a dog fight

Just pray and hope that they get hit by a weather satellite

This is a big mess to get into

They are like little kids fighting in a classroom

That’s America as it is

Swearing, Banning, Punching,

Or maybe not

We can change the world into better place

Just start listening to this monumental rap