Puns

I'm here to bump some shit

I'm to Trump some shit

Destroy a great nation

With my lack of education

I'm gonna take away sliced cheese

Let's make America grate again please

Nobody Mexi-can beat me

Protected by my concrete

Diss me there'll be hell toupee

But I ain't got all day, it's time to say

Whatever I want, cause I'm so hip I'm out of biscuits

I'm crackalackin, but I paint the pictures

Disappear in my ride, where did my Van Gogh?

Strike with my snow puns, they sleigh ya know

Such acute idea to make snow angles when it's 20 below

Like snowboarding it's all downhill from here

I sharted in church, this gay guy looked at me queer

Like I'm some sorta clown, so on the way out

I held the door, a nice jester was about

I even did some volunteer work crushing cans

It's soda pressing, and you always have to wash your hands

That's when it got too far, I thought of Mr. Reeves

He wouldn't stand for this, I figured it was time to leave

But first I said "hey, I'll savior some trouble"

But then I got an erection, like Jesus I rose double

To make up for that I gave my dead batteries away

Free of charge of course, I'd be a monster if I made them pay

I overuse these puns I get from a different source

Like beastiality I'm flogging a dead horse

When I spit these puns you better duck

Cause they'll quack you up with any luck

I'm a pony, time to get a drink of course

So thirsty, my voice is a little horse

That's probably enough puns for now

I know, I've cat to be kitten y'all right meow