Spooky Flatulence

this to haters to Gawking i jack off to chicks who are thick

but skinny waist im talking of course bout that lulelemon split!

i be rapping prebusesent since, A summer in the sixties

People say im a bummer and now im dealing with a six freak

he reminded me, im sorry pardon me excuses from a canadian

im hard to see cause im a small individual like gradient

is this kid even making sense? must be he so broke

so-so flow goes medio, to the core-shit, white skins used to burns i still shine like porcelian

and of course im in the rap pie, like a rap rabi rocking an acordian

sorry, my mind wanders, i enjoy the moment and spend time to ponder

explore yonder inward, see your skin turn to ink burns,

which cinders hold tale of old scales from snakes against the inchworms

and in turn, tells tales, tells heads and tails they both fails,

curses from vikings that burn their own sails,

and turn holy men into the ones that drove nails.

when you pull the trigger. and you know the scope nails.

and when you cant sing but you rap its like your hope wails.

literally, but enough about the sad shit,

i wanna hear rap hits thats at least slighty above the average

well i can tell ya all day how spaggetti is forever bruh

but some dudes dont got the meatballs nawmsaying etcetera

check the leather cuffs, just kidding im a virgin,

im not ashamed because usually my desisions are certainp

and ive never been deterred and ive never been set astray,

till the day that shit finally grabbed a hold of me.

at first she was my side chick medusa wins oh and three

switch that around and thats what i was blasting on my old cds!

aha! only once and at night, i got my shit done and i would always act tight

lets go back to that life, no more of this sad stride

ima get that cash pride and them fucking haters gasp wide

And swallow all of it consume for your fat pride!

slim it down bruh, theres over 7 billion mothafuckas born and dying get some smacks. aiiiight

pussies i tell ya i love em though cause after this

i wont be anymore no more periods or asterix

and to those who truly feel like theres no aftershit

maybe you should consider weird things try and fathom it

im more than adequate stop acting like a massive bitch

your birth was mostly chance hell were all just a bunch of accidents

its winter and i dare ya to keep that ass to fence,

okay sounds good we having fun thats all that matters that depends

wait i said no periods! i cant even keep up to one line its getting serious

your spooked, but see the fear is this

you dont know if youll make it, atychiphobia weirdish shit

yall dont know league your in

sewer chat the leagues urine

pls rito disable cross chat dont let them beak our friends

Who cares if they mad what are you a cheap comedian

laugh at him guys! ahurr de hur hurr

my nerd beaks probably just sound like *bird chirps*

sorry if i rap sometimes i might slurr these words worse

than a fifth grader but at least i mean it when i say fuck you like sure your words word

just like your ambition and fortitude,

tell me homie is it you you pay glory to?

worship the man in the mirror he means more to you

succed bro succeeed bro go to jail and see what i mean bro

i used to set up my tent camp out in the gazebo

whats the diff between bed and dirt?

you still swallow bugs when you sleep i just get em first

feel my vibes like electric work elechickens,

lazy welders, pipe fitters with next to no chill

thats the life of working on an oilfield worry not for no bills

but 12 hours a day feeling stupid make a man get so ill

no skill just a helper weakling with a temper

Vote for me to win im more than just a Rap-Pad member.