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If accolades were lyrics, I'm Ash,

I gotta catch 'em all,

I grant lyrical wishes with ease,

All 7 Dragon Balls,

But I'm here, so what else did your girlfriend wish for?

Some dick, some affection I can't be arsed for?

I never leave a rapper in one piece,

I go full bijuudama,

My heart of malice goes out to these rappers like Jeffrey Dahmer.

I'm quick to say I find myself surrounded by bitches like doggy farmers,

I'm a rare breed, a seed of some inherent speed,

I come in peace, and appeal to many tastes like soup of peas.

I stay steady straight horror shit,

Give Freddy Krueger the bastard kid that Jason Voorhees skipped,

And get the blood all spliced with puke, like it's a Christmas list,

For those who can't stomach me,

Liver die I'm gulping sweet,

I'm tough to beat like HIV, I hook IVs,

I got my death note ready, and Freiza's eyes are looking heavy.

Cool it!

I blow up planets for fun, nigga I'm only Saiyan,

That to come against me you're gonna need more than a couple aliens,

Ginsu knife your Ginyu Squad,

Dishonor me, I make you Daud,

Sepukku over sepulchres of wack rappers,

No competition for me, I'm One-Punch man,

I throw punch and, destroy whole bands,

Got blood in my bund and,

I must stand, I go rad,

I'm the African dragon, I must kill Brad,

Took to fucking other rappers up with panache,

But harassed every time I grope an ass,

My succour to these ingrates only has them looking for skin grates,

Supplicate to the god of lyrics, next applicant,

These insects don't even draw my attention, ignorant,

I tap trap clap in a rap and sap to zap,

I'm so sick I got green oozing out every time the beat claps,

I have two snares fighting over place, and they sneer,

I endear the psychos of the pen who hold dear,

Their ethos, mofo, I'm As Nodt, now know fear,

Verse is about to end, don't even ask why,

'Cause this verse just caused more blood than Tsunade tsundere hentai.