Albino Bengal Tigers

Watching the Master playing footsie with Allegra

Fiery Irish temper, oh-point-one percenter

Eating polenta cold with lentils by the foot of the bed

Million dollar whiskey again? Oh, he's rich, I couldn't have guessed

Prada, Lear jets, plus-size Italian models

Hearing her gargle without fear for tomorrow

Wash it clear with the bottle, beers from Cooperstown New York

Buy albino Bengal tigers and a Spanish man-of-war

Filet mignon prepared by sous chefs out of Monaco

Her name was Monica, puffing Havana bud

Drinking shots to put most men under the table

Still more often than not, coughing a lot from Oriental basil

Selling Czechoslovakian by the kilogram

Jewish gangster wearing Hugo Boss in a Mercedes Benz

Lady friends grace AVN covers and buy me Cuervo

Senate seat and seasoned robes like a Pharoah