Get Your Hands Off Me Baby (Orig...

First verse, gotta start it with a curse.

I've been fucking pretty mommas since birth, ya heard?

Stay true to your real friends, black Benz,

Two doors, fourth floor, reppin' Peterson.

But women ain't work for me,

Hands up, sitting back, give em vitamin D.

I mean obviously these cats love my words,

But honey pussy's just a problem so I don't chase skirts.

I was clean for years, I ain't have no fears,

Living free, no chains no rings, but who cares?

My boys tried to warn me, inform me,

A woman came along and she's no good for me.

Ain't me, soul mate too late for me,

Blind date but there's no escape for me.

Bitches try hard to change my look,

Before I change here comes the hook, now take a second look.

 

Put your hands on me baby, don't stay too long.

My charm's just way too strong, little baby just don't belong, now sing along.

Put your hands on me baby, just don't get hurt.

And when you leave don't take my shirt, ain't getting tickets to my next concert, ya damn flirt.

 

I don't need no woman, sorry pumpkin.

You must of lost your wits or something.

I don't know what the fuss is, I don't love you,

I just said it so I could fuck you,

I said it to your cousin, too, the one who looks just like you.

She sucks dick like you, too, but I didn't have to listen to her cry after we screwed.

I'm not a sexist, there's just nothing sexier

Than a woman who does the dishes, then leaves before breakfast,

So I don't have to wake up next to her.

She wouldn't ever pester me about how I don't pay attention,

You're just an object in my perception,

I'm more worried about losing the pen on my desk than what you do with my erection.

 

Put your hands on me baby, don't stay too long.

My charm's just way too strong, little baby just don't belong, now sing along.

Put your hands on me baby, just don't get hurt.

And when you leave don't take my shirt, ain't getting tickets to my next concert, ya damn flirt.

 

Hey yo Original, I met this bitch at the last show I had with you,

A big ass hoe, with a bad attitude, plastic tits and daddy issues.

I took her backstage, got in her pants, afterwards went home with one of her friends,

But I haven't stopped thinking about her ever since,

I'm usually not into romance, but this bitch had a pussy so fresh,

I'mma have to go back for seconds man.

 

Hey yo Skeet, I met a girly too.

I didn't catch her name but I say, "I do."

I'm no fool and I know bitch is scheming,

But I swear I'm 220, lost a whole pound of semen.

I can't even think back, was too black.

Know she's so loose, not her tooth, where the bottom at?

But at the end of the night, I still love her though,

Head uncovered, my dick was wearing rubber though.

 

"She's got an ass I could love,"

"That Kim Kardashian butt,"

"Yo, you got a picture or what?"

"Give this shit a look,"

"Man our chicks look exactly alike-"

"What the fuck?!"

"Get your hands off me baby, your chance is long gone."

This bitch played us both, the same hoe, banging RoslanSkeet and Original.

"Get your ass out of here baby, I'm sick of this broad."

Wanna get gone, chick's two dick strong, when we driving home, bitches singing this song.