Helen of Troy
• Written by Anonymous
Just rhyming on west when I ran into a blonde
Gotta spit something something clever
and get her on her my arm
My game strong, cuz I ain't got too long
Now I dig deep just kick it with some charm
What's your name love? And tell me where you came from
Neck and wrist laced up, very little make up
The swims at the college gym tone your frame up?
Is sugar and spice the only thing that you made of?
Gotta say, girlie here's a very pretty bird
Clever wit the words but she could play me for the herb
I know ain't the coolest but I swear you are the cutest
And this might sound kinda foolish but you just might be my new chick
I move in like "yo my name's Black Gatsby"
friends call me Jerald, if you did I'd be happy
not quite athlete but I run the map
She's like hmm, I like how this kid seems
And maybe I could see myself rolling with his team
style's preppy but i gotta dig his Jordan pairs
I really love the lyrics that he's kickin my ears
She starts to smile, runs her fingers through her hair
I'm feeling kinda confident, I gotta say I'm rockin this
Even thought I'm not a pimp she could tell I got a gift
Just 5'6" but stay heavy like a hummer
I'm the type of brother who could rock it under covers
Like no other, I'll be the best that you ever had
But here's the point "Honey can I get your number?"
I get her digits it's a given that ima hit the kitten
Not kidding, just spitting 'bout my feelings
I'll come back till all your pillows bitten
Do you get it? Sorry if that's too explicit
But it's implicit that I really love my bitches
i mean women, eh whatever just forget it
I'm sure you've had enough of rhyming and the game
Let's start over, Honey what's your name?
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