Reality Broker

Just like the Joker, except yeah I broke your

Sense of reality, said I'm a broker, and yeah you found me

I trade in the confounding, yes it's all astounding

Till your heart is really pounding and your thoughts keep compounding

Cause the art of trouble is mounting, shouting, and awfully doubting

You see while I smile, Its like crocodile tears

Cause I'm full of fears, and here dear you can see like a seer

Or maybe it's not clear, let me spritz this with a dyke's beer

Baby don't have a deer, oops I mean cow, see how I'm near

A mental sputter, cause my dental clutter is shiftin' a gear

Liftin' up right here

 

My body was torn asunder

Under a wonder that I can only ponder

Way up yonder in a sky did wander

An alien thing that did launder

This mammalian thing a brand new saunter

Yeah, I said stroll, no wait a new role

Cause I inject petrol then spew out of control

I infect your nest role, with the best flow that I stole

 

I am not a man, a man cannot begin to plan

The span of which is at hand, yeah it's too grand

 

Yes, I'm just a blue can of bland

Ham, nope, probably dust and quick sand

You dopes all probably lick land

Or just eat dirt, but your feat is too simple

To see through the shirt, yeah the dimpled fabric

Of what I'm saying, seriously spraying , it all makes sense

If your brain only had the right kind of dents