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VERSE 1

Fucking intense like old school camp

Clinging to you like you're attached to a clamp

Make you feel lost like I'm the champ

Then make you find yourself in music like you plugged into an amp

Make you say you're down like I knocked you out

Make you learn about this world like finally you've figured out

Make you feel more special than a limited edition

Got you feeling like a star like upon yourself you'll keep on wishing

When you hear my words you'll know you said them to yourself

Make you feel good like you're invested in your health

Make you feel impressed twice like you're a double album

Once when you hear it twice when you go out and sell em

You'll feel all enriched like you amassed the perfect wealth

Make you sad and angry cos you didn't think of them yourself

Make you feel like time flies cos you're having so much fun

Like you got shot down by one of Tommys point blank puns

 

CHORUS

Point blank puns here to shoot you down G

Can't see what I'm doing nothing to it can't you see

Never even feel it by the time we hit verse 3

Another King of poetry like me there'll never be

 

VERSE 2

I'm the first and last like I'm the bookends you can't be

Know my way around the alphabet like A to Z

Simple truths make you see what you knew all along

But never did you put them down still clutching the bong

I'll make you feel you've wasted time like my rhymes make you stall

But then you're down and out about it like I make you fall

You'll feel love and hate like I'm that ex you can't forget

I'll sexualise your mind each time you'll feel you're fucked in the head

Never will your rhymes compete like we're on different stages

Coming to you live I feel alive and freed from cages

They lock you down and knock you down to me you've tuned in

True sounds from a rapper clown like a soundproof room you're in

The puddings in the proof like your world just got turned around

Make your headphones phone a friend to listen to the sounds

Make you feel a rush despite your lack of daily haste

My rhymes will make your time stand still like there's no time to waste

 

CHORUS

Point blank puns here to shoot you down G

Can't see what I'm doing nothing to it can't you see

Never even feel it by the time we hit verse 3

Another King of poetry like me there'll never be

 

VERSE 3

You'll feel like you've been cared for like a bad Dad joke

Make you feel all punny inside while you take another toke

Inhale my words and buzz like you've just sniffed a flammable

Like you dropped into a hole my rhymes infallible

Tell your friends completely like you wished that we were done

The only thing you'll tell them cos I rhyme the best bar none

When you get to feeling like you feel like now it's time

Knock me off your days to do list check in see the signs

Tag me in your photos cos I'm recognisable

Standing like a carpet ready to charge in like a bull

Recognise that bull and recognisable fit best

You'd wanna recognise a bull if it was aiming for your chest

And your red in the face with a face palm like I've caught you out red handed

On this planet tommy k the rhymesmith now has landed

From another galaxy here from an astral plane

And When you finally descend from this you'll just press play again

 

CHORUS

Point blank puns here to shoot you down G

Can't see what I'm doing nothing to it can't you see

Never even feel it by the time we hit verse 3

Another King of poetry like me there'll never be