Gentlemen's Rap Battle

Said you wanted a gentleman's battle

Well then, here's something you can't even handle

Here's a chap-on-chap

Unfathomable rap attack

Call me Sherlock Holmes

I leave you without so much as a comeback

 

I deduce this dunce as the one called Rap General

Thinks he's all that, but his flaws - there are several

You bite your thumb at this skill?

Sir, my flows are so ill

Your rear end shall get killed

I bite much harder than those shrill hounds of Baskerville!

Mate, your lines are a villainous disgrace

They're like toxic waste

You're a batshit crazy basket case!

Time to conclude with a jolly good catchphrase:

By golly, I've cracked the case!