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[INTRO CASUAL: (0:11) We are back again sorry for the wait
Hopefully while we were gone you guys lost some weight
Fatass's
The only fatass you'll get is Mrs.Culp
That shit just makes me gulp yooooo
Aight aight aight, enough messing around, let's start the fucking song]
(0:31) 6 days a week is when I don't sleep
Every night I'm at that pokemon meet
Walking down the concrete on main street
When I catch that Charizard I'll feel complete
(0:41) Zero is the amount of Spearows I want to see
Nobody wants them, pokeballs cost money
I can't waste my time on that shit I play for free
I'd rather be in the basement with some pussy
(0:51) Number 3, feeling glee, gotta pee
I've been drinking too much of that dasani
BPM ain't dead just like pokemon we fainted
Our crew spent the summer getting wasted
(1:01) No one was motivated, they rather get faded
Or just lay in bed with Sue and get her naked
7 days a week guys were taking her to the creak
Their techniques were weak but it wasn't hard to get some cheek
(1:11) Three features of me that describe my personality
Long hair don't care keep your asshole prepared
I'll onix in your cloyster while wearing a gun holster
I got One ak47 don't come any closer
(1:21) 8 boys on acid laying in my yard
All off guard acting like retards
Smoking cigs to fit in looking for attention
Looking for pokemon like ash ketchum
(1:31) 2 boys who don't fit in are little Will and Brendan
It's scary to be there, they might get threatened
Wait a second, where is Todd? He isn't present
He's probably at home babysitting an adolescent
(1:41) 7 day's a week he's a freak in the sheet with his sweet
I'm not talking about kailey all he does is facetime her daily
He's with his baby chase and talking to Grace
Whatever you weren't gonna play pokemon with us anways
(1:51) Damn you guys ate all of my peanutbutter crackers
The only people who get food are the ones who are rappers
Show some manners and go for your masters
Stop doing drugs you silly white bastards
(2:01)Go on a walk backwards, play pokemon and watch out for hazards
Make sure you walk don't drive, you need some fitness to survive
With an xxl shirt no girl is gonna wanna flirt
Maybe if you get under 300 you'll feel up a girl's skirt
(2:11) Unless she's a snorlax there is no way
Except if you're bobby loan and it's your birthday
Damn that feels like it was just yesterday
Going from crazy to crazy
Showing up at your house with letter's that say baby
(2:21) That's why I don't fuck with girls
I can play with myself I have long hair and curls
But if I did twirl a girl she'll probably squirtle
And that's with no hurdle
Give it a month and sue with be doing a synonym for verbal
[CASUAL (2:31)Yoo
A synonym for verbal
Which is oral
Hahaha
Sorry for the long ass wait
Don't be impatient
It's just like me holding up the line at the kissing booth]
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dickh0arder
Member since July 23 2016