Dasani 2

(0:03) Aight we are back and we are looking for some dank Dasani

My mami went to the basket and they were empty

That's not enough to keep up of my daily intake of twenty

I have a plan but I don't think you guys are ready

We break into the Dasani headquarters and get plenty

We go in disguised as reporters who will leave that warehouse empty

This might be messy, but we'll come out with enough Dasani for everybody

(0:22) three twenty in the morn, see many watching porn

I start to scorne got a mission to deform

it destine when we were born

So sound the horn

I hear the boys mourn

c'mon it's time to preform

(0:33) They roll out of the basement

the goal is to hit pavement

This stunt ain't for entertainment

grab your masks that look blatant

wear some sweatpants like devin

we are about to break into heaven

Grab a pool noodle and use like a weapon

(0:43) Crammed in the clan's van

all of us know the damn plan

looking sketchy like the taliban

The road trip has began

we off to Dasani headquarters

looking nothing like innocent reporters

Gabe is in the front evident of a warrior

(0:53) Bob Seth Jake all three were

Odd breathed and baked ready to rape

not gonna debate going straight through the tape

without hesitate the plan was looking great

the boys could taste dasani and were ready to celebrate

(1:03) We get to the place race out the van with haste

Factory was heavily guarded this might of been a waste

Nah no way, stick the the plan anyway

Just go creep around back it isn't fenced in

(1:13) the guards are as dumb as Jen swenson

play your cards and bring the pool noodle weapon

Oh shit I see a open entrance

The gang creeps in with vengeance

We made it inside Dasani heavens

(1:23) More lazers than guys grace has fucked

Security looks tight we though it would suck

But around the guarded gate we see a new product

Dasani drops damn dat directs dr.pepper to dust

(1:33) That shit looks great snag that up like a trump estate

Seth's skinny ass slips through the door and grabs a crate

Wait there's an affiliate code for the door that leads to a big dasani floor

Remember it quick like gabes erectiveness when sue touches his dick

(1:45) Run up the stairs oh shit we made it

See the Dasani recipe looks like instruction for a spaceship

Run out the door with more dasani up our ass like a whore

Security is after us we can't get any more

(1:55)Put the minivan to the floor we escape with more than we asked for

Get to the basement and crack open the recipe

The boys are gathered around excited to see

Turns out it's just tap water, fuck me