Dragon's Lair

Me and my companion at the door

roll a five step inside when we hear a roar

We're in the dragons lair

All I can do is stare and swear that we weren't aware

roll a one, and he believes none of it

like I'm staring down the barrel of a rubber gun

It's no fun If You're Dwarf's level twenty-one

and is about to Get killed completely obscene

Don't try Gonna cry gonna flee the crime scene

"Mom, Tim's not playing Fair!!"

"Well Jim that's what you get for ENTERING THE DRAGON'S LAIR

It's unfair I know but it's not Smaug

At least save your game and record it in the record log"

"OK ma" for the rest of night they played basement

Not realizing he some homework on displacement

the next day teacher screamed at him until the kid takes a spill

Kid asked "Do I deserve this"

"that's what you get for ENTERING THE DRAGON'S LAIR"