Story of a Man *Finished*

*Starts at 15 Seconds*

 

May have got all the smarts inside your brain

But I've got all the farts, well contained

Can't blame me for my own faults

I was framed, got the case of salts

The homework is hard, it wasn't me

Postmark on the card, can't pay the fee

Can't blame me for my own faults

was framed, got the case of salts

Homework is hard, postmark on the card

Your yard, full of pieces of lard

Like to go out and knife carve

 

I'm so boss, provin' my dominance

Ran right in Ross, lookin' real prominent

Went down the aisles, snatchin' all the clothes

Walkin' for miles, detaching all i loathe

Don't wear nice things on my body, it doesn't work too well

Can't bear the sight of kings on my chest, it's not too swell

In the corner of my eye, pairs of Polka dot underwear

It was a former student that used to be a guy, a self-taught that didn't care

He lost all his fame, it's what made him wanted

His forename was Joseph, It's what got him started

Took my items to the cash stand, and pulled out my change

it was mass time, all on Jesus land, almost seemed too strange

Decided to bag all i had and jog right home where my mother sleeps

Let out all the swag like my dad, got right in the zone, obtained no receipts

 

May have got all the smarts inside your brain

But I've got all the farts, well contained

Can't blame me for my own faults

was framed, got the case of salts

The homework is hard, it wasn't me

Postmark on the card, can't pay the fee

Can't blame me for my own faults

was framed, got the case of salts

Homework is hard, postmark on the card

Your yard, full of pieces of lard

Like to go out and knife carve

 

Brother lookin' down from every direction, heard the police reciting

Went to another with my red complexion, knew i was a thief in hiding

I arrived in a cave, really dark and gloomy

The roads i saw no pave, only spark and boozy

The bed that stood before me was nothing but a rock

My understanding wasn't very good, gods only knew how to mock

An old woman came by, holding a duck in her left hand

was only a woodsman, carried nothing more than a buck, i think she had the blessed brand

The next thirty seconds i didn't understand

I guess you could say i was in debt, throwing the dollar underhand

Was about to take a bite until i heard a bus

My brain seemed ready to fight, but my peers told me to show no fuss

Group of white boys came out, their pockets rich in cash

All i heard was a few pouts, I think they were the Hollywood Bash

They offered me a mill, just starin' at the duck

I claimed all these bills, with a little beginner's luck

 

May have got all the smarts inside your brain

But I've got all the farts, well contained

Can't blame me for my own faults

I was framed, got the case of salts

The homework is hard, it wasn't me

Postmark on the card, can't pay the fee

Can't blame me for my own faults

was framed, got the case of salts

Homework is hard, postmark on the card

Your yard, full of pieces of lard

Like to go out and knife carve

 

Paid for all my tickets, cops begin to drop some charge

Neighbors start to raid with pickets, all ordered large

Used all my money to buy a big house

Purchased bottles of honey, ain't got no spouse

Got a brand new Bentley, fanciest of it's kind

Don't drive her gently, seats all purple lined

Took it for a ride, don't know what for

Scraped it on the side, you call me dinosaur

People laugh at the intelligence, seem to be mean

Never exposed to elements, nothing but Lima bean

Started out elementary, education was quite hard

Seems very intensely, too much damn pop tart

Until this day took place, once of a kind

Began to race, it sorta rhymed

 

May have got all the smarts inside your brain

But I've got all the farts, well contained

Can't blame me for my own faults

I was framed, got the case of salts

The homework is hard, it wasn't me

Postmark on the card, can't pay the fee

Can't blame me for my own faults

was framed, got the case of salts

Homework is hard, postmark on the card

Your yard, full of pieces of lard

Like to go out and knife carve

 

I arrived at my school, realize I was cool

I may not be very good at this test thing and sometimes i need little cheat

She look in my hood, says it's the best rippled beat

Try to make authentic answers, it's hard enough to keep to my books

But all that comes out is my eccentric manners; it screws up all my looks

My laptop just laying on my desk, wondering what's gonna' happen next

Don't give me any crap talk, there's a lot in excess, might just move west

I arrived in Michigan, just looking at all the scenery which wasn't very pleasing

I think i might just piss again, all the greenery's dead, wasn't very relieving

School was a bummer; all the teachers act with high notoriety

Can't wait for summer, might just so see a preacher, with my anxiety

Don't think it will work out; school just ain't my thing for the price

Could just twerk about, could play some pool, might move in the direction of Christ

 

May have got all the smarts inside your brain

But I've got all the farts, well contained

Can't blame me for my own faults

I was framed, got the case of salts

The homework is hard, it wasn't me

Postmark on the card, can't pay the fee

Can't blame me for my own faults

was framed, got the case of salts

Homework is hard, postmark on the card

Your yard, full of pieces of lard

Like to go out and knife carve