Rap devil - motivational!

Look over there looks like freddy cruger sucking off willy wonka,

He looked like a black papa smurf nibbling a plonka,

Two little gimps playing with a conka,

Who else thinks chuck Norris has a cock for a chin,

No wounder everyone thinks he's hard,

He's more like a complete fuckin retard,

Total madness with the chuckle brothers fighting with the 118 brothers,

Are they identicle twins or just born in dumpster bins,

Were the rappers that always wins,

Your just purple plumbs rapping against angry bums,

You can't rap or mc,

Wish everyone stops comparing eminem to me,

I'm better then that dickhead,

Without his doggy ball bag he would've been dead,

Looks like these skinny cunts mc Burberry and devvo havnt been fed,

Chuck them into a backyard for them to breed,

Fuck that not more scruffy cunts who need to feed,

Looks like whiz heads have got the need for speed.

Money is cool but not if it causes greed,

Walk up to slim shady take the mic off him punch him in the nose and watch him bleed,

Yeah I love my weed but in rap I will succeed,

Looks like lady gaga is a fucking she-man,

Is Optimus prime the octopus grime?

Like a shot can spliff then line,

Lets call Britney mr bald the new he-man,

Ann robbinson the fruitcake G gran,

Always bitching to her contestants your just a ginge cringe nan,

Maybe I will call her nan-solo as they say in American "pan-soulno",

Kanye west always calling himself god thinking he's the best,

Lets throw him in a room with a lion for a laugh,

See it tear the bitch apart,

No mr west this is just the start,

I'm gonna make sure hospins career falls apart,

Watch cars in the future have roller coaster seats and half bumper car,

Railings around every single road,

Come on life's boring lets make everything more exiting,

Social services involved more often keeping check ups,

Making sure there's no childporn created or any family fuck ups,

See every family needs help nobody is perfect but you can try,

I might not be perfect myself just lazy around getting high,

But sometimes I just wanna help people you know so let me,

Maybe if you trust my facts then you will be happier and you will see,

The good side of reality instead of overdosing on drugs and insanity!