Blessings (The Bandit Remix)

As dark as Darth Vader

My impact on the game, went and left a crater

I told you fucks once, I'm the Antichrist. I am not your savior.

I have no mercy, that's not my nature.

If you shitty ass rappers wanna go against me, I'll even place a wager.

That I don't even have to bust a rhyme out loud, I could beat you with a pen and some paper.

The worlds my oyster. You just clam up.

Your door of Opportunity just slammed shut.

You rap like a butter knife. Your raps just can't cut.

It's like the same rap over and over, dog it's just the same stuff.

You and I just aren't made of the same stuff.

I'll help out without the make-up, because I'm already made up.

 

After I Finish this song I'll have to wear a vest.

I'm here to steal the rap game back, It's not a heist. It's a theft.

No other way's I'd ask of it, I swear to God I have to be blessed.

Or at least born vexed. Satans son, The Prince of Darkness, I'm a mess.

I've been holding this in, It's got to get off my chest.

Rap fucking sucks, guys give it a rest.

I'm here to save it, not you, don't wear my crest.

You don't have an answer, and this ain't a test.

You simply are or aren't. I'm simply the best.

You think you rap well? You kid. You jest.

I'm a vulture. Get the hell out my nest.

I'm talking to you Kanye. Fly out West.

This kids so spicy! Ya, I'm filled with zest.

 

The way I live, I'll die by the age of thirty.

Half of it I'll have to blame on my wording.

The other half I'll have to blame on my flirting.

Afterwords most people would feel so dirty.

But I'm as nasty as they come. Sin is the shit that birthed me.

Even the parties i go to, I show up fashionably late, then leave early.

I guess

 

I'm here for a good time, not a long time you know I

Haven't had a good time in a long time, you know I.

I'm way up I feel blessed. Way up I feel blessed.

Straight up. I'm way up I feel blessed.

Straight up. Straight up. Way up I feel

 

High as Heaven when it comes to drugs.

Murderous as fuck when it comes to "thugs".

Full of excitement when it comes to nugs.

Disgusted as fuck when it comes to 'Fugs'.

Your rap games finished. Pull the plug.

Your shit's meh. I've seen the shrugs.

Rap wants me. I've felt the tugs.

Wants me bad. I feel it's Hugs.

Wants me forever. I feel the love.

It's trying to push you away, don't you feel a shove?

My lyrics, I'm about to build them up.

My minds boggling, it's just filling up.

Watch this this Pitbull kill it's pups.

This Grizzly, Kill it's cubs.

The Bandit's kids. He's about to kill his young.

Why would you turn on your own? Because it's fun.

I've been listening, and rap? I think it's done.

Until now, I took it for a spin, and for sure it spun.

 

I'm a fallen angel, An anointed Demon.

All your songs sound a like, I'm tired of the reruns.

I have an entire series, listen to my seasons.

For slaying all these rappers, I do have my reasons.

I'm so ill you get left with lesions.

Listen closely guys, I'm not foolin', I'm not teasin'.

You won't just lose, You won't be breathin'.

Full of hate, I'm not just some heathen.

Fuck "Bandit". Call me "The Cretin".

I'm picking rap up piece by piece, it's time i start cleanin'!

 

I'm here for a good time, not a long time you know I

Haven't had a good time, in a long time, you know I

I'm way up I feel blessed. Way up I feel blessed.

Straight up. I'm way up I feel blessed.

Staight up. Straight up. Way up I feel blessed.

 

Hey Sean, my stars aligned.

These guy's shoulda seen me coming, they should have read the warning signs.

At the age of 20 my dreams are finally being fucking realized.

I'm way the fuck up, I don't just feel high.

Mighty. Strong. Oh my, the end is nigh.

It's a new start, To begin again I feel obliged.

I'm almost at the peak, I began the rise.

You guys stop talking, I don't want the lies.

Don't beg God for me to stop. He's already tried.

 

Someone drown me in a pool of holy water.

Because I didn't come here to kill. I came for the Slaughter.

I read the good book, But where's the author?

Oops. Sorry. Didn't mean to make the Christians falter.

But you guys can pray to me, You don't need an alter.

Not even a sacrifice, don't even bother.

I can bless myself, fuck a "Father"...

 

I'm here for a good time, not a long time, you know I

Haven't had a good time, in a long time, you know I

I'm way up I feel blessed. Way up I feel blessed.

Straight up. I'm way up I feel blessed.

Straight up. Straight up. Way up I feel blessed.