Lyrical Madness

I grew up hyperactive,

Found my teachers attractive

Made friends with a smack kid born to a crack bitch,

Started acting drastic, throwin rocks at ashmatic fat kids,

But then I found rap and started to cypher,

Now I'm schoolin fake Gs, on that shit of Michelle Pfeiiffer

Found anotha route to devide and conquer,

Degradin MCS that provide that nonsence,

My swole hypothesis is the deepest, exposin' ya weakness,

Grab a hold of you cheap kids,

Get thrown in some deep shit,

Pick axes for artillery,

This rap shit I'm killin it,

Take a bite I'll crack and snap back on some killer shit,

I'm a lyrical tyrant, a rancorous Animal,

A pig headed cunt, straight sex starved cannibal,

Snappin mandibles and tearin off heads,

Dressed up as a black supremist started killin white feds,

An ominous assasin passin traffick and blastin,

Doin' drive bys on rich folk whilst smilin and laughin,

Drove to my dealer in a blacked out three wheeler,

Pulled out a water can and told him make weed cheaper,

He pissed himself and agreed to the deal,

I stroked his head and told him I know how it feels

Fucked a feminist with a broom whilst callin her a whore,

She's said it's cool coz I'm a bitch and asked me for more,

I asked her if she'd let a dude do it, she said nah that's degradin,

I told her my husband thinks she's a slut and the bitch went apeshit,

Started talkin about how the suffragettes suffered,

How men don't know how it feels in the world of a woman

Bitch stressed me out so I hit her with a saucepan,

I thought I'd feel bad but man shit was awesome,

I write get money with a bum's blood, how fuckin ironic?

My psychiatrist told me I need to lay off the chronic

So I lit up a joint and she called next on it,

Then told me to try coce before startin vomit,

I told her she can't handle it and she started to cry,

Told me her hubby left her for a fat bitch and she wanted to die,

I told her to get a grip, she prolly deserves better,

But I was lying coz this bitch looked like Bruce Jenner,

I don't know any man that would take her and wife her,

The sort of bitch that would stalk D-Cyphr,

Mentally unstable but works that profession?

A borderline alcoholic that self medicates her depression,

Sick of crying bitches, mofucker I'm cold,

I'll stew your damn testicles if you so much as look at me bold,

One dude cheated on me so I told his moms he was a rapist

She hit him with an iron and went fuckin crazy

I even told her he gave me herpes, I swear it was wild shit

I learned a few tricks from that psyched out psychiatrist

I'm a pathalogical lier that can't be trusted,

Sold my shitty step kids on Ebay and almost got busted,

Sold um' to a man in Nigeria, said his name was SImon,

Said send the kids now, I'll pay you double on arrival,

Motherfucker conned me and got those shit cunts for free,

Tried sendin um back, I said you don't have a receipt,

I'm a rancorous Barbarian, ask the kiddies I'm scarin um'

Answer the door on halloween with a knife like 'Who wants a caeserian'?'

Feedin cut up corses to vegans and vegetarians

Unaware of the hidden flesh in the veggie's I'm servin em

I ain't talkin bout my last battle when I say the beef's unprepared,

Tonights specials are toes or fingers, which one do you prefer?

Chopped off Hannibal's head and served it with spaghetti,

Daddy's girl wouldn't eat it so I told her she's being petty,

Why these princesses all so fucking pathetic?

They'll swallow a whole penis but don't want meat with the lettuce?

The fuck you think this is? A girly fuckin party?

We gonna paint our toe nails and talk Tom Hardy?

You gonna tell me how you lost your virginity when you was twelve?

And how you cry rape everytime a dude nuts and bails?

Bitch I ordered a pigs head on my first date ever,

And drank a gallon of Lion blood as it dripped down my sweater.

I'm to gritty, I'll have you use a mace as a tampax

Then switch your talcom powder with supersonic anthrax

I'm a fuckin force of nature, swingin swords at haters

Violence orchestrator placin beaten bodies in my torture chamber

Reversing a JBC at ninety miles per hour, with a decapitated horse on the roof

Kicked Hillary in the cunt whilst wearing fuckin elf shoes,

Suplexed the bitch then gave her my finishing move,

So sick and psychotic, makes Fred West look like an innocent fool,

I came to slaughter shit and set to fire to an orphanage,

Kidnappin foster kids and impregnating abortionists,

Forcin um' to have kids then sellin um' to an auction bid,

Havin sex in the missionary position with a nympho contortionist

Threw a fetus through Trump's window and started fuckin stalkin him,

When I told him Asian lives matter he told me to stop talkin shit'

So I paid a crack head mexican to assasinate that thoughtless prick,

Stripped naked infront of cannibals just to prove I'm fuckin raw as shit,

A lawless bitch ridin in a Rhino and carriage

Told a homeless dude I'd exchange his giro for marriage,

Stabbed him with a parker pen and told him I like darker men,

Then called him the next day like 'baby can we start again?'

Fucker said no so I hit him with a Liquer truck,

Told everyone the drink killed him, no one really gives a fuck,

I'm nastier than a crack whore gettin butt plugged for drugs,

Pranked my schitzo friend and planted bugs in his rug,

I'll slice your throat in your sleep with a rusty old butter knife

I'm insedious and pittiless, I'll smash you with a gutter pipe,

Dressed my macho friend in a kilt and forced him to expose'

He flashed his dick at an old woman and she floored him with a force,

I'm a chauvenistic bitch, a motherfuckin paradox,

Haters salty like cheap gammon coz I shine like an Arab's watch,

I'm so sick when I crack heads like siamese feins,

You'll drop to ya knees quicker than Jenna when I fire these beams,

Jump off the empire state not rockin a parachute,

Landed on Trump's ball sack as he was sun bathin in Malibu

My punches go over ya head like Mayweather duckin a sucker,

I'm sicker than two brothers under the covers suckin each other

I'll raid a russian army base and juggle chemical weapons

I'll literally cut a prick, when you get your genitals severed,