Lunchroom

I’m sitting in the place were young boys and girls go to think

Never knowing when they’re gonna swim or they gonna sink

They brushing up on algebra, wrestling with their bra

Fucking up their date, working on singing la

Talking up a perfect storm, listening on their break

Sucking on their fucking straw, blowing pepper off their steak

Making hard decisions, like what should I eat

Am I feeling like pussy o’ am I feeling like meat

 

Sitting in the lunchroom

Nothing much to fucking do

Bored as fuck, impending doom

Waiting for the cow to moo

Sitting in the lunchroom

Listening to Sally poo

Mexicans, impending doom

Jesus was the greatest Jew

 

I overpay for shit I eat, when I could make the shit I eat

Drinking drinks that fizz, big ass bubbles they secrete

Motherfucka on his knees, crowned faggot when he sucked

Take it in the fucking butt, B-U-T-T motherfucked

You got Asians on the left, yo Asians on the right

Cuz this is fucking college ’n’ Asians got it right

You got fat kids eating pizza, slim kids eating pizza

The only difference is fatty ate two pizzas

 

Sitting in the lunchroom

Nothing much to fucking do

Bored as fuck, impending doom

Waiting for the cow to moo

Sitting in the lunchroom

Listening to Sally poo

Mexicans, impending doom

Jesus was the greatest Jew

 

Nerds thinkin bout Selena, knowin they’d have to go through Swift

Pumpin’ up their dicks to JLo’s last fucking face lift

Cleaning up their glasses with their Tom and Jerry t-shirt

Knowing back in high school they were made to eat sweet dirt

Happy when the fat kid crossed the bully’s eye

Hoping that it meant they wouldn’t have to cry

Wah, Wah, Wah, he made me kiss his dirty feet

Wah, Wah, Wah, mommy let me rest my pimply face on your sweet teat

BIIIITTTTTCCCHHHHH!

 

Sitting in the lunchroom

Nothing much to fucking do

Bored as fuck, impending doom

Waiting for the cow to moo

Sitting in the lunchroom

Listening to Sally poo

Mexicans, impending doom

Jesus was the greatest Jew

 

Slurping up my noodles, soaked in sauce of barbeque

All your best friends saying durpdy durpdy toodaloo

What kind of fucking friend says durpdy durpdy toodaloo?

The kind of fucking friends that actually fucking care for you

Head turns over shoulder, sees a fucking loner

Poor guy, I hope he cries, then I’ll get a boner

Don’t you say it, don’t you dare

I am what I am and I don’t care

I’m a fucking prick, boohoo… kachoo

I don’t care what you think, cuz all I do is do

 

Sitting in the lunchroom

Nothing much to fucking do

Bored as fuck, impending doom

Waiting for the cow to moo

Sitting in the lunchroom

Listening to Sally poo

Mexicans, impending doom

Jesus was the greatest Jew

 

L’chaim.