Caleb Diss
• Written by Pseudo
Caleb, I'm sorry, but your mommy's Ferrari
does not excuse the illusion of your hair being calamari
why don't you loom the armani, just join the party
I feel like I'm the only one grazing in the safari
I don't really care that you look like Jacob
just take a second retake and go in the kitchen and bake a
cake where you belong some of your brain is missing, you're just wrong
that you're strong, maybe headstrong, but brain over brawn
you don't have either, a fatal result of a misdemeanor
Like a project X abercrombie apocalypse creature
The film feature of Hillary Clinton and the grim reaper
Your little peter's smaller than a millimeter
I bet in bodyboxing, Isabel could beat ya
Kick you in the stomach, put your braces on a pizza
get amnesia, mommy will serve milk of magnesia
Give her visa, and let you become a diva
I didn't want to tell you, but your nose is really pointy
Legend goes down as Julian finally destroyed the
Caleb Piks at the age of six, never flipped the pages since
the reformation of gracious intelligence, crazed in sin
I can't even talk, about your ears
I provoke the tears and waddle into ur greatest fears
wicked experience of being terrified and fearing us
Matt, help me out, I'm feeling kind of delirious
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Pseudo
Member since August 25 2016